What should I wear today?

Wow....a friend forwarded this, and it is so true....ashamedly so. But a lot of it is true for me on some occasions. What about you?


The mathematical formula women apply in putting together the ideal outfit:
  
time of day
+ time of month
+ season
- what the other women at work wore yesterday
+ what you favorite fashion magazine proclaimed was the hottest trend
x how you feel today
+ how you want others to think you feel today
x where you're going
+ how long
x who you want to wish they were you
+ how much you want them to wonder how you could afford what you're wearing
- how much time you have to actually think about what you want to wear after you finish complaining about how few clothes you have
- the time you spend wondering how just last week you were a size less and today you can't get single leg into those new pants
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= The perfect outfit for the next eight hours!